Hotels Near South Texas Stock Shows


You - Hi, I need a room for two nights, I'm coming in to help at a county show and we'll need to be there late at nig....

Hotel - Ahem, let me stop you right there.  You can't stay here.  I doubt you ag people can even afford it.  Our rooms go for $250 a night and we're booked up FOREVER.


Hotels - DEALS DEALS DEALS, OUR ROOMS ARE ONLY $75 A NIGHT.  EVERY ROOM AVAILABLE.  PLEASE STAY WITH US.  WE'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!!  PLEASE...really, please, there are a dozen empty hotels in this city of 3,000, we're begging you.......