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Rule 34 and Brahman Cattle

Update: I was informed by an aquaintance shortly after this post went up that this is at least a year old.  First, of course he knew that.  Second, I'm kind of proud I didn't.

I promise this is the only time I'll post soft core porn on this site.

Really.

Butt (heehee) this is some rather unique photography.



(not kidding, there are pictures that you will have trouble explaining to your wife if you get caught looking at them)

First…


In Beefcakes, Lamb, who graduated from the School of Visual Arts in New York four years ago, photographed herself naked with cattle at ranches in Texas, Maine and Maryland in the US.


Ummm, no, she didn’t.  She went to Texas.  There may be one or two Brahman cattle in Maine and Maryland but they I guarantee they don’t look like that.  Those are actually pretty nice Brahman cattle.  I’d be surprised if they haven’t been on a show ring before.

I’m sure somebody more versed in Brahman genetics could identify the brand.


“In America, cattle are seen as food,” says 26-year-old Allyson Anne Lamb. “People don’t see them as anything other than burgers. But there is a lot more that goes on with animals. I wanted to create a fantasy world where cattle aren’t just food. I wanted to show a relationship between the animal and human.”


You heard it from some spoiled artistic New York nitwit with a degree from the School of Visual Arts first.

The tens of thousands of your kids raising cattle for stock shows each year don’t show that cattle aren’t just food.

Taking your knickers off, bending over backward, and showing how much you can make your derrière look like the hump, the hump, a lovely Brahman hump does.

Personally, I think some crazy lady just monetized her fetish for cattle.

But, let’s be honest, when she does it, it’s art.

When I do it, I’m asked to leave the livestock judging contest.

But if you’d like to see me duplicate these poses, please CLICK HERE.

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