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Blog Archive August 2012

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Daddy, daddy….

We only calve out heifers and females we’ve picked up in sales in August but our entire herd is mixed up right now which means tagging calves within ear shot of the American cows.  My son put it best while sitting on the Gator watching me put an ear tag in Wednesday…

“daddy…Daddy…DADDDY…I don’t think this is a good idea… DAAADDDDYYYY!!!!.....this is NOT a good idea”

In Court Room News

A plea agreement was filed on Tuesday in a certain south Texas criminal case.

Halterbreak.com

I told you I’m going to harp on this site, I just plain old believe in it.  In a year you’ll wonder how you ever got by without it.  Things I’ve taught it to do this week…

It now goes out and checks blogs (currently only Blogger sites and Matt Lautner’s) for new pics every 20 minutes.  When if finds a new picture it does three things;

  1. Checks to see if it can figure out the sire and tags the photo with that info.  If you click the sire name, it brings up a page with all calves we have tagged by that bull.
  2. Checks to see if it can figure out if the calf is for sale and tags the photo info
  3. Puts up a thumbnail on Halterbreak.com.

In fact, I’ve told it to do so much this week that it gave me a condescending look and said “yes dear” the last time.  I’m pretty sure it learned that from me as well.

So, long story short, you want to know what pictures are being posted online but you don’t have time to check 20 different blogs?  Halterbreak.com

Dave Allen is Dispersing Too

According to their website.  I keep asking people who should know why there’s such a tidal wave of dispersals across all breeds this fall and they keep saying it’s reasons specific to the ranches involved instead of an overarching thing in the industry.


Dear Photographers

I want to start by saying I understand the pressure that you folks are under right now.  It’s a very busy time of the year in a booming industry and your clients want their pictures yesterday.

Please take a moment and make sure you don’t rush through your Photoshop work.  It's obvious that some of you have gotten quite sloppy lately.  No, not talking about tilting, I think that fad is pretty close to done and this is actually a different group of photographers.

What I’m talking about are the small details you guys are missing.  I mean the remnant blurs you are leaving on the crest lines that don’t match the contrast of the rest of the calf outline at all.  The way you’re taking navels off of heifers when there’s a video of her that’s clear it would show in a profile shot.  Some of you are even getting the grass wrong on your alterations to the briskets.

Please guys, for the sake of everyone involved, make sure you double check your work.

I don’t like featuring your mistakes but I look like a bought and paid for fool when it’s so obvious and I don’t say anything.

Slow down.  Take your time.

Be professional about misleading potential buyers.

We’re counting on you.


Slaughtering a Steer


Looking for old semen tank

We’re looking for an old ‘scrap’ semen tank that only needs to hold nitrogen for ~24-hours for freeze branding.  I'm tired of alcohol/dry ice and our welding supply won't pour into a styrofoam container.


210.380.7459 with price if you have one you'd like to sell.


Isaac Spaghetti Plus Drought Monitor

Perhaps a bit insensitive to those on the coastline and it's too late/wrong type for the corn crop but here's hoping you guys get some help...



Oh, I forgot, I want to wish an enjoyable weekend to everyone at next week's labor day weekend mid-west club calf sales.


Cow Struck by Lightning

(heifer/steer?)

Not one of ours and the image can be a bit disturbing...

http://i.imgur.com/AbJLF.jpg

I'd put a bullet in the head.  Knowing how much burning the tip of my finger hurts, I can't imagine going through that pain.


Monopoly Semen Prices @ Auction

For sales held between August 2011 and today.



Line is a linear best fit.


From Zach Braff's Twitter...

Though I'm not sure why that would be relevant to a show cattle and technology blog.

Or am I?


Oddly enough...



That's just about a comprehensive list of our cows with foot issues.


Stock Show Display

You know those silhouette cutouts of various scenes where you can stand and take a picture?  Or those big worn out stuffed bucking bulls they let kids sit on and take a picture at stock shows?

What about a silhouette of last year’s grand champion backdrop picture with a show halter on the steer?

Kids could stand at the lead and take a picture like it’s they won the show.

Who knows, you may have to get permission from the people in the picture but from what I understand they get permission to use your picture however they wish.


Submitted without comment

...because you guys can see the unintentional humor without me.


July 2012 Cattle Site Visitor Report

Data from Compete, Quantcast, and Google Ad Planner.
  1. CattleNetwork.com 24.41%
  2. Cattle Today Sites 22.84%
  3. Beefmagazine.com 12.30% (5)
  4. Cattle.com 11.39% (3)
  5. Cattlerange.com 10.29% (4) 
  6. Steerplanet.com 7.62%
  7. Showsteers.com 6.39%
  8. Mattlautnercattle.com 1.34%
  9. Cattlepages.com 1.18%
  10. Clubcalves.com 0.52%

July is just about always the low point in traffic for most cattle related sites.

We added JudgingPro.com to the livestock judging site section.


Halterbreak.com

I registered what I think is a uniquely wide open ag based domain name a month or so ago for a project that, as is common amongst ideas, got stuck in the mud.  Ever since then I’ve been trying to figure out what to do with it until two weeks ago.

Now it’s been taking up my spare time and time that could be much more productively focused on projects I actually make money on.

The short and simple description of it is it’s just a collection of user submitted links to everything you can think of that’s livestock related on the web.  The links and pictures can be sales, blog posts, pictures of winners, forum threads, etc.  Think of it as our highly popular list of blog links but expanded, and with pictures, and on a different site.

Yes, it’s an attempt at Reddit for the livestock industry, I’m not hiding that one bit.  As much as I condescendingly laugh at other “so-and-so for show cattle” type websites, I really do think this one will work.

Submissions are ranked by a formula that takes submission date/time and up/down votes into consideration.  As they age they fall further down the page unless they get enough up votes to stay.  That ensures a constant supply of fresh content.  Just click the up arrow on the good stuff and down on the bad.

Will it work?  If I have anything to say about it, yes.

If it doesn't work, it won't be because I didn't try to force it down your throat.


Did you know?

Android users are 80% more likely to live in the country?


Nine Breed Format?

(be warned, highly localized subject today)

The Gillespie County Fair is always a nice and snappy show that makes sure to bring in big name judges and is about the only show I’ve seen around here that uses a judging committee.  After the classification is done on Saturday, you can walk 100 yards to the race track and watch some horse races.  It’s always seemed like just a bit of a change of pace show in comparison to the rest of the jackpots around at this time of year.

Unfortunately, that extends into a nine breed format.

I have no idea why they want nine breeds.  Some say it’s because of money, some say it’s because of tradition.  Neither makes much sense in the grand scheme of things but it’s not really my place to tell them to change it.

The thing that doesn’t make a bit of sense over there is running the Brahman steers with Brangus.  They say they don’t get enough Brahman steers for their own class but people don’t bring their Brahman steers because they flat out don’t belong in a class with Brangus steers.

To make matters worse, they bring in a guy like Chris Mullinix who emphasizes depth of body and rib about as much as any big name judge around and the show is essentially telling Brahman steers their kind aint wanted round here.  It's why the big boys left theirs home this weekend even though they were there killing it with other steers.

For you yankees: among other things, Brangus steers almost always have more depth than straight ½ blooded Brahman cross steers.

That’s not a complaint about Mullinix.  While I’m not on the same page as him, he most certainly fits my criteria for a good judge and that is that he’s consistent.  You can line up the steers in any given class by depth of rib, make a few adjustments for movement, and you’re going to have a fairly solid prediction of his final placing in most classes.  That’s not exactly deeply insightful news.


Limestone Dispersing

Limestone Angus Dispersal

 


Bojo Litigation Update

I probably should have checked on this a while back.  Lautner Farms is an advertiser on this site and their lawyers sent that bounty to be published but beyond that, I’m not told anything and I don’t ask anything.  I just snoop around in publicly available court documents.

I have no idea if the bounty worked but evidently Dan Young filed a motion on June 18th trying to get access to the bull from Jason Holmes…

On June 18th, Dan Young submitted a “motion requesting access to property of the bankruptcy estate”.  In it he disputes some of the ownership details that were originally stated.  He claims Jason Holmes had the bull collected in October 2011 “to ensure that all parties had their semen rights fulfilled” and that due to pending lawsuits between Jason Holmes and Phil Lautner “the bull is not being collected at this time.”

What the motion was requesting was that the court order Jason Holmes to allow Dan Young access to Bojo for the collection of semen.

A hearing on the motion was scheduled for July 18th in Wichita Falls, Tx.

The video hearing on the “Motion for Relief from Stay to Allow Litigation to Proceed” filed by Phil (the original motion that brought it to my attention and the source of this blog post) was rescheduled from July 18th to August 15th.  The hearing regarding Dan Young getting access to the bull was also reset.

Dan Young completed an internet financial management course on August 7th at 5:58 PM EDT.  (I really don’t think that has anything to do with Bojo.)

Can I just say that I don’t know how people who go through litigation deal with that hanging over their heads for long periods of time?  I couldn’t stand the fact that I had two outstanding parking tickets a block from the border in Laredo for my old truck the week after I sold it.  I can’t imagine having to deal with real stress like these guys have to.


Did you know?

...that according to the Associated Press, “At least one rancher is now breeding cattle with genes that trace to animals from Africa and India, where their ancestors developed natural tolerance to heat and drought.”

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/seeking-hardier-breeds-drought-climate-change-16959772

It was such shocking news that I couldn't help but share it here.


San Antonio's Tail Switch Rule

While at the VATAT convention last week I took a few minutes to go to the Texas major show updates session and listened in.  The only ‘big’ thing was that San Antonio and Houston have brought their tail switch rules into line with each other.  The now standardized rule is the ten inches above the cartilage thing. 

Really Jeff?  That’s something a person would actually worry about?

Yes mid-western blog reader, it is.  Somebody at San Antonio decided to throw their weight around last year and the length of the tail switch became an issue.  Yes, people actually spend time worrying about that and somebody took the time to actually put a written rule in because they thought there was too much tail switch hair in slick sheer cattle and that it gave people a competitive advantage.

Stop making that face, I’m not being sarcastic.

The different rules between the two weren’t all that huge a deal except that it made the calves that went to San Antonio and then later Houston look weird with their bobbed tails next to the calves that only went to Houston.


Home Again Home Again...

I was at the VATAT conference last week meeting ag teachers to show them our relatively new site Livestockjudging.com.

Some observations…

In Texas, Your Ag Teacher…

…is likely a few pounds heavier today than the last time you saw him/her.  The amount of food and ‘drink’ being provided to the members of the VATAT is quite astonishing and I hope ag teachers realize how much they are spoiled, at least for that one week a year.  You have to be in charge of six figure expense accounts to get schmoozed like that at the tech conferences I typically attend.

Speaking of Which

WOW, those fundraising guys must bring in money.

Do you want to see a dead body?

Then buy the folks behind Judging101 a booth space at an ag teachers convention and force them to show up.  There were three quite awkward moments last week when we were approached by ag teachers ready to give us a piece of their mind until they realized Livestockjudging.com is not Judging101.com.

It takes effort to piss your customers off enough that their anger at you is so deep that it overflows into anger at your competition. 

Do you know how much state grant money your chapter has access to?

Well, the folks at CEV do and they’ll be happy to inform you of the exact amount and oh…hey….here’s their order form.  Seriously, they almost had that list of Texas school districts up showing ag teachers how much money they had access to up on their monitors more than their actual product.

If I were in high school…

…and had the sole intention of becoming an ag teacher in Texas after college, I’d choose Tarleton.  !!!!BLASPHEMY!!!!  No, really, they have a network that is second to none when it comes to that specific niche.

Relevant to this site, start counting up the amount of big name Texas ag teacher steer jocks that went there and you’ll be flat out astounded.  Sure, the young steer jock judges all went to A&M or Tech but the Texas ag teachers are extremely heavy on the Tarleton influence.

The Big Texan

…is not nearly as bad as every says it is but anybody can make a steak like that with Italian dressing, salt, and pepper.

Amarillo

…really does smell like a feedlot every morning.


Judging Team Changes

If you hadn't heard...

Mullinix is taking over for Shaake at K-State and Brant Poe is taking over for Jake Franke at A&M.


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